Beware of caves and bogs, for there may be a boss ass bog babe lying in wait.
In our first Random Weirdness of 2023 we have a little appetizer story followed by some terrifying wildlife and a miracle of science and nature.
Did Stephen King kill John Lennon?? Is Chuck Tingle actually Chris Pine? Don’t get lured into the karaoke van- it’s troubling in there. But DO read some niche erotica and believe on yourself!
Grab a pickle! Put on a wig! Be un-groomable in this new year! But DO NOT drink the herbal word tea. We’re starting our ungrooming process by punching a corpse, hbu?
Cozy up by the fire and listen to these mostly disturbing but sometimes cute tales of Pere Fouettard, Namahage, Ded Moroz, and Snegurochka.
TFW you find a thing inside of another living thing and you use it to cure a thing but then you realize it was a completely different thing.
Ancient mysticism used for hateful stuff, offset by a lighthearted romp through some weird phone numbers.
An update on the 32nd Ig Nobel Awards, and a Loch Ness roller coaster.
Ritualistic instruments, haunted violins, and other fascinating and spooky musical mysteries.
We have more questions and theories than answers this week with the mysterious disappearance of Linda Arteaga.
An old-timey cartoon person in a sleeping cap tells us the mystifying tale of Steven Kubacki’s disappearance and reappearance.
A collection of listener stories that had us spooked! Send in your weird, mysterious, and spooky emails at noneofthisisrealpodcast@gmail.com
Two spooky figures you do NOT want to encounter on your travels, a little misogyny, and way too many entrails.
This episode is full of fearsome forest folklore with fangs. And alliteration.
Get ready for a spooky breakfast because we’re talking about the Sausage Ghost of New Orleans, plus the Egg Ghost and other faceless entities.
More spooky internet lore! A moral panic-inducing challenge and a horrifying creepypasta might leave you feeling creeped out and maybe grossed out.
Architectural curiosities, possible miracles, and a whole lot of numbers.
Genealogy and hot gas have us unnerved- listen to a disturbing sound with us and enjoy the ride!
Perhaps the most believable theory we’ve covered, and this time we hope it’s true: that Tupac Shakur is alive and well somewhere, and possibly still making music.