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This episode will make you wish you were in Cornwall in the summer of 1976 where cryptids roamed free, nude witches danced on the beach, and cows could teleport.

People and creatures with backwards feet could be out there according to folklore, legends, and a couple of ancient dudes who smoked the same reefer.

We’re sharing a couple of homemade conspiracy theories, your emails, and some cult-y updates.

Ravens inspire a lot of creepy lore, myths, and even humanoid creatures- but is any of it real??

Looking for a gateway to hell? Look no further!

Get ready for some cataclysmic conspiracies, space facts and oort clouds.

A gross creature you didn’t know existed, and a strange animal rescue.

Ask you doctor before trying any of these old remedies or believing any of these debunked theories!

This week we dive into the art and writings of Austin Osman Spare, and the magical philosophy that followed in his footsteps.

Nothing too serious, but definitely cathartic. Patreon subscribers can send in their rants, too and we'll discuss!

A reminder not to curse your loved ones, and a hilarious candle mishap.

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For your second helping of Creepypasta, please enjoy this horrific smiling dog.

We picked the creepiest pastas to share with you. This week, it's Sarah's turn to share the Anansi Goatman story.

Need something else to keep you up at night thinking, “What if??” How about spontaneously bursting into flames?

Scientific discoveries you may not have heard about.

Can faith heal? What about chicken blood smeared all over your skin? We have answers, and a lot of questions.

We’ve survived another year! Celebrate with us and enjoy these weird facts.

Yep, we’re talking about haunted & cursed lady statues.